January 2008
49 posts
this was the format I used.
In 2007, I gained _______________________________________. I lost _______________________________________. I stopped _______________________________________. I started _______________________________________. I was hugely satisfied by _______________________________________. And frustrated by _______________________________________. I am so embarrassed that I...
Ciao 2007!
In 2007, I gained so many new friends. I lost the relationship i had in my cousin. I stopped thinking too much (well at least I tried). I started caring more about myself. I was hugely satisfied by most the personal relationships i’ve maintained. And frustrated by the fact that I still kind of miss him. I am so embarrassed that I made out with Ryan. Once again, I got involved with him when I...
December 2007
55 posts
Resolutions Collegehumor Style
New Years Resolutionsby CH Staff 14 hours ago Patrick Cassels “I resolve to never f*ck with dinosaur DNA again. I also resolve to watch Jurassic Park less.”Alison Becker “Last year my resolution was ‘get raped less.’ This year, it’s ”stop asking for it.’”Dan Gurewich “I resolve that the future me will stop going back in time and screwing...
“In these sensitive times I would never use racial humor. Besides, Flav being...”
– Jeff Ross, on the Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav I spit out my apple juice when I heard this.
"we have to take a
“we have to take a nap before church, i’m no good to jesus right now”- david
we could be having so
we could be having so much fun right now, but she wont look at me. i’m miserable. i really want her friendship.
"WE GOT THE BALL"
I think everyone should watch a Chicago Bears game with my Uncle Don…everyone.
i want it to be
i want it to be like last year. you wouldn’t even look at me, and that breaks my heart, you were my best friend.
i've been at the BX
i’ve been at the BX since 10 this morning…it’s 2 now.
i think 2 slices of
i think 2 slices of anthony’s pizza is far too much for any human being.
Antonia
I wanna meet someone who will write a song like “Antonia” by Motion City Soundtrack about me, and love me like he loves her. Someone who will find all my flaws and quirks endearing. So incase that person is reading this. Let me lay it on the line. I watch paranormal shows, but I usually get too scared to finish them. I memorize things really easily. In my head I’m a stand up...
ever since they put the
ever since they put the video game store in next door there have been so many attractive boys hanging around work…not.
WatchKT’s face makes my entire life.
“i like tumblr because it’s like reading live autobiographies.”
– Sam motherfuckin’ Reich
I never ever ever wanna stop learning, but I can’t keep going like this. I just don’t have it in me.
Well Played, M'lady!
Cheyanne: I can't decide what to get my boyfriend for Christmas, I might just pay his phone bill, because it's $204
Me: Holy shit!!!! How?
Cheyanne: Well he changed his plan, and there was a fee for that, plus he has like 3000 minutes.
Me: 3000? how does one person talk that much? I never talk on the phone
Cheyanne: Well, he has friends.
Top 10 Incredible Recordings →
Including those of a castrato (a man who was forcibly castrated so that he would retain his boyish soprano), the first recorded human voice from 1878, and the last 30 minutes of audio from the Jonestown Massacre. via Kottke. — zachklein
A complete list of things caused by global warming →
via Patrick Ewing — jakoblodwick
it's hard to care about
it’s hard to care about yourself when no one else does
Santa, Baby.
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas this year is Chris, an iPod touch, and a houndstooth peacoat, in that order. I know I haven’t been that good this year, but I also haven’t been that bad. Any of the above would make me the happiest girl on Earth, and I promise next year I’ll be better. xoxo Shannon
i just saw tone loc
i'm at the denver museum
i’m at the denver museum and the look on this baby’s face when he saw the t-rex just made my life
I liked him for a reason...I swear
Him: Why do you think I wanna see you all the time. You're beautiful and you make me smile, being near you makes me happy.
Me: I just said "awww" out loud
Him: That and you're drop dead gorgeous
Me: I don't know about that.
Him: You are...you're beautiful Shannon, deal with it.
Me: I'm blushing, like, a lot right now
Him: I'm serious, I can't help myself when I'm around you.
I found an old conversation we had that I saved, lame, I know.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
They just made an Aldous Huxley reference on Law & Order SVU…i love this show.
“He doesnt strike me as someone who would be from Iraq”
– Dumb bitch who wont shut the fuck up while I’m trying to study
Can We Talk About What Just Happened???
So I’m sitting down in the hallways at school, studying…myspacing, and this kid walks by in the most horrendous scene outfit I’ve ever seen, skinny jeans with a leopard print girls shirt, a jean vest, chucks, and the messiest hair in the history of messy hair. He walks by me…stares intently, like doesn’t take his eyes off me, I guess at this point I should tell you...
The Amazing Jonathan is fucking hilarious. Watch his stand-up…right now.
God Damnit, I thought we were done with this!
The pillow smells like him… that’s the worst.
If Only...
Last Night I had a dream that Bailey and I drove to see Chris, but he didn’t know we were going to see him, and when we pulled up he was getting ready to leave. So we ran up and surprised him then we all went to Fantastic Fun. Chris and I were riding all the rides, and he kept telling me secrets, stuff he didn’t want anyone else to know, and then I started dancing to Britney...
if i always have dreams
if i always have dreams like that when i go to bed early…i will be in bed at 7:30 every night