January 2008
49 posts
I wish that too
[My mom and I were watching this show about a lady having quints]
Me: Can your uterus burst?
Mom: Yes
Me: What happens?
Mom: Well it's a medical emergency so, you go to the hospital.
Me: Obviously, but I mean, can you die from it?
Mom: Yah, that's what happened when I was pregnant with Michael, my muscle fibers were stretched so far that I couldn't contract correctlly, which is why I had such a hard time in labor.
[long pause]
Me: I thought you were just fat.
[Mom starts laughing really hard]
Mom: I wish your real mother would come get you.
dear boy in my philosophy
dear boy in my philosophy class, i have a huge crush on you. please allow me the next 16 weeks to work up the courage to tell you. -shannon-
Mac, Mac, Mac...Oh
I have 45 minutes in between classe, so right now I’m sitting in between 2 people with MacBooks, and then across from 2 people with iPhones, I feel like the weakest link.
I learned something new today
Taciturnity n. [L. taciturnitas: cf. F. taciturnité.] Habitual silence, or reserve in speaking. The cause of Addison’s taciturnity was a natural diffidence in the company of strangers. V. Knox. The taciturnity and the short answers which gave so much offense.
What I've Been Saying All Along →
Obama reminds me of Kennedy. Period.
It's Done.
I deleted his number out of my phone. As far as I’m concerned he doesn’t exist anymore. I’ll still think about him, but it’s time to move on. He’s not worth the way I feel.
A Teenage Vow in a Parking Lot
[17 Dec 2006 | Sunday] 12:44 AM - ”i can still feel your something, but it’s probably nothing” Current mood: confused Not knowing is the worst feeling ever, I hate being in between emotions. When I’m with him it’s like this brand new type of happy that I’ve never known before. I don’t worry about anything and I really feel like I can be myself ;...
Things I Need to Get
Self Respect Self confidence A Backbone Some Dignity Here We Go Again…
“I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends”
– Guy in some random diet commercial. I almost died laughing.
There's a girl in my
There’s a girl in my Spanish class named Rebel, and she’s really nice. If I had that name i would be fucking. shit. up!!!!!!
I get it, ok, I get it. Life is precious. Please stop taking people away who deserve to be alive.
DONKEY!
They’re making a Shrek musical that will be testing in Seattle (go figure, right Bailey?) in August. It sounds really good, I wanna go see it. Maybe not in Seattle, I’d rather catch it on Broadway
OOOOOOh Back to School
So today is my first day of Spring Semester. I’m really excited about my classes this semester. After ditching the whole nursing idea I feel just so much better, like I feel like I can do this, I can finally get back to being a good student like I know I am. Here are my classes Ethnic Literature Psych 2 Sociology of Deviant Behavior Spanish 3 and Philosophy My Deviant Behavior class seems...
We use the word "fuck" a lot
Billy: yeah craigs list
Me: lol i loooooove craigslist
Billy: i always look at the weird ass girls looking for dudes out here
Billy: haha there will be like 19 yr olds looking for 35 year old guys
Me: oh god, you saw my add?
Billy: oh
Billy: that was you
Billy: shit
Billy: i replied
Billy: fuck
Me: oh god, that's embarrasing
Billy: fuck
Billy: fuck dont look at the naked photo
Billy: for gods sake
Me: you're an inny?
Billy: hahaha
Me: second favorite comeback i've ever said
I had a dream, on MLK day, just less profound.
So last night I got about 2 hours of sleep then drove an hour and a half to Denver, needless to say I was extremely tired, so I had this dream in the middle of the day. So I was at Ishtar with Bailey and we were just talking then he walked in. He is the boy who I’ve been struggling with for a year back and forth blah blah blah we’ve all heard the story. Just clarifying. Anyways he...
nevermind. she decided for me.
nevermind. she decided for me. i know what i have to do.
i'm going to kill myself
i’m going to kill myself if i don’t get out of this house.
Once Upon A Time...
Every girl wants to be a princess when they’re little. Lucky me, I get to be one. Unfortunately…it’s Cinderella. Seriously my life is exactly like the fairy tale, except: There’s no fairy godmother No Prince Charming No fun songs that animals will sing to me Instead of wicked step sisters I have wicked stepbrothers The Evil Stepmother is actually my real mom and Definitely...
Horoscope
So Michael and I were talking about karma and horoscopes and all that so I decided to check mine. Here’s what it said:Sunday, January 13, 2008Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) A recent unexpected emotional flareup should settle down today, but you may not be feeling confident about where the discussions are leading. Your key planet Mercury is bumping into the hard, cold reality of austere Saturn. You...
Bailey: Does he have...nevermind
Me: What?
Bailey: BALLS?! DOES HE HAVE BALLS?!
“I wonder why Arvada is such a…slut…there’s nothing to do in...”
– Bailey
“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
– Marilyn Monroe God I love her
i just got the urge
i just got the urge to punch a 7 year old…maybe i should calm down.
“Millstone” I used to be such a burning example, I used to be so original. I used to care, I was being cared for. Made sure I showed it to those that I love. I used to sleep without a single stir, ‘Cause I was about my father’s work. Well take me out tonight, This ship of fools I’m on will sink. I’m my own stone around my neck, {If you’d} be my breath,...
I never really knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. I had a few ideas but nothing really appealed to me. When I was about 13 I gave up on trying to decide. I gave up on myself when I was 13. I’m not really good at anything, and whatever talent I can feign is useless. I guess I was made for the military. I never thought I’d make it this far to be honest with you. I don’t like...
RFK
”This is a time of shame and sorrow. It is not a day for politics. I have saved this one opportunity, my only event of today, to speak briefly to you about the mindless menace of violence in America which again stains our land and every one of our lives. It is not the concern of any one race. The victims of the violence are black and white, rich and poor, young and old, famous and unknown....
I just finished watching “Bobby” and despite Lindsay Lohan it was really really amazing. Lindsay even did a decent job. It made me cry, it could be because it’s 4 am or it could be because I realized that we will never ever have that happen again. I dont think anyone could ever come together and back someone like that. I wish our generation stood for something. I really really...
WatchSo hilarious.
Oh man
I (finally) started the process of redownloading my music. I made it all the way to Plain White T’s…that’s more than half way done. phew, but then I have to find all my CDs and reload those. Ugh, it’ll happen, it’ll happen.
Resolutions
Do better in school, I’m thinking 3.5 minimum Go to San Francisco, specifically a road trip, road trips are good for my soul, and the thought of San Fran just makes me happy. Feel free to contact me if you’re interested in joining me. Move out. Get a better job. Set a career path by the end of the semester. Learn to feel comfortable in my skin. Switch schools, CU is the ultimate goal.
Fun Fact
Amy Adams (Enchanted) was born in Aviano, Italy. Aviano, represent! except that’s stupid to say. Also she was raised in C-Rock.
Dear KT, Baby, you’re beautiful. I know you’ve been feeling down lately, and I’ve been wracking my brain trying to think of what to say. I would say this to you personally, but you see, I’m so scared of confrontation of any kind and I’m sure I would mess it up, it would lose all meaning. Can I just say that you’re friendship is something I cherish so much. I...
Nyquil breeds creativity...???
Every boyfriend I’ve had since 6th grade has told me they loved me. Yes, even assface, who shall not be blogged about anymore, said he loved me. This means one of two things. 1. I’m a really loving person who is easy to love in return OOOOOOOOR 2. I date liars. Unfortunately the latter is more likely.
Sometimes I thank God I’m not brave…otherwise I’d be dead.
“Michael you can’t just leave…you’re…you’re...”
– James St. James from Party Monster.
